If your wife says “I have the hiccups, quick, someone, give me a fright”… DON’T.
Because she will spill red wine all over the couch, the cats, you, and herself, thereby upsetting the cats and ruining the couch and her clothes, and it will all be your fault.
At least it cured the hiccups.
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Next time, try a spoonful of peanut butter. It really, truly, honestly works.