Utah is a relatively religious place, to the point where the dinosaur museum is closed on a Sunday. Pity.
The Cabelas, however, is open. Wow. Nothing there for me to buy though, residency required to buy shootty things.
Then Tanya spotted a Michaels from the highway, so it was short right short right, and now we’re in the parking lot vamping off the Barnes & Noble free internet waiting for her.