Farting around

Dewey defeats Truman

In 1948 the Chicago Tribune was so confident of election results that they printed the newspaper the night before and went to bed early.

DeweyDefeatsTruman

Hey, maybe I‘m jumping the gun here, but the New York Times has Trump at >95% right now and that can’t be easy for them of all people.

 

Ohhhhh… Kay?

*ring* *ring*

“Hello, Crazy Mo’s pizza place, how may we help you?”

“Well we’d like *yadda* *yadda* *yadda* *yadda* and a mac & cheese”

“Would you like the mac & cheese with penne or tagliatelle?”

*blink*   *blink*

It’s a fine line

I’m trying to register on the Old Mutual website.

Using a password with lower case letters and numbers:

om1

OK, let’s up the security on the password generator and use a password with upper case and punctuation:

om2

That’s a first.